It's 2009! I haven't updated since I left Memphis. Gosh I'm lame, there's no way I'm typing the amount of words it would take to explain what has happened here.
Here are some highlights: I started dressing like a '50s housewife and took really bad photos of it. Yep, that's Marilyn and Audrey behind me.
We've partied like rock stars....in B&W.
I made some jewelry! Not for me. The ungrateful woman I made if for said it was either an inch too short or an inch too long for her taste. Really woman. Really?